ERRATICA  – Bachi Karkaria

“Eh sala Rustom, why are these B…C…parjaats making such a royal ruckus over our Punchayet trustees telling the Bombay high court that their definition of a poor Parsi is a person who earns less than Rs 50,000 a month?”

Rustom’s prominent Adam’s apple did a vigorous bungee jump of agreement. “Yes, these non-Parsis simply don’t know the minimum requirements of our glorious race.”

“We stand out because we have set such a high standard for ourselves. Should we start living like the altu-faltu? Have we made bheja na cutlace (cutlets) of our brains?”

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