It might just be true !
It might be true!!!!
A parsi woman runs to catch a bus in Bombay.
As she gets onto the bus, the conductor rings the bell and the bus starts to move.
The parsi lady screams at the conductor: “Arre Conductor, marere muo, Kya karta hai? Hamara ek pug upar hai aur ek niche aur beech me tum ting ting karta hai!”